I Hate Facebook

I can’t wrap my head around the fact that people are now using facebook to publicly air their issues;

“Jane Do’h is going to rip John a new whine hole when he gets home.”

“Paris Wannabe knows that some friends aren’t what they say that are and are really talking behind my back!”

“Octo Mum is going to raise her kids the way she see’s fit and everyone else can butt out!”

Beside the fact that you could be doing this face to face, which is actually constructive; no one wants to hear it!

What makes you think that making your issues public and having your ‘friends’ reply with their condolences is actually any sort of real validation as opposed to lip service. If you’re not doing this to validate yourself, then why?

If this is you; stop it. Immediately. You’re embarrassing yourself.

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When did facebook become an excuse not to tell your loved ones about life changing events?

“You knew I was getting married, I put it on face book, like, a week ago….”

“No I can’t come to fucking Thailand with everyone ‘cos I’m fucking unemployed now aren’t I, how did you miss that?…”

“Yeah well I don’t think Gareth’s going to want to come - he’s in Russia with his true love he’s been watching on redtube.  Didn’t you see my relationship status update?…”

“Geez do you live under a rock?”

How ’bout no, I don”t live under a rock; that would be you.  I live in the real world where real people actually speak to each other. One of my friends recently told me they got smashed Saturday night. Where? At home on facebook, where the rest of his friends were.

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